Closed Captions DOMINICK IS BEING CALLED BY HIS GIRLFRIEND, TRIET IS NOT WANTING HER TO DISTURB OUR PEACE AND I WANTING TO MAKING A JOKE OUT OF IT Triet - No, nooo Dom - She's stupid Triet - No Geoff - Put it on speaker! Triet - Noooo Dom - It's facetime Triet - Noooooo Dom - Oh, facetime failed Geoff - Oh Triet - Good Geoff - I was gonna say hey girl how yo- whatchu doin? Dom - Are you sure you shouldn't be lookin up at the stars right now, Geoff? Geoff - .....I been (sound of something getting dropped) Geoff - AHHH Oh my gosh Dom - You okay sir? Geoff - Yeah I'm fine LATER Triet - You know what song I'm thinking about right now? Dom - The song where you shut up? Triet - You know that song in Pokemon the movie, Jirachi's wish? Geoff - No... Dom - I don't remember that one Geoff - I don't remember that one either Triet - Damn, bitch Geoff - Don't be rude it's just a poke- Dom - I remember Lucario and the Mystery of Mew Geoff - I remember that movie so fucking vividly! Dom - I - I like that movie Geoff - That movie Dom - When he almost drowned puttin the shit in there Geoff - Ash- Okay, let's be honest? Ash pretty much died in every single Pokemon movie Dom - Yeah that's true....... Except for the Jirachi one cause I can't confirm Triet - Yeah, he didn't die Geoff - I can't- Yeah, can't confirm NEXT PART IS ALL AT ONCE Dom - Well of course he didn't die fucking idiot Triet - You didn't watch that one? Geoff - It's either- It's either Ash or Pikachu dying DOM CHANGES SUBJECT AS HE SEES A SHOOTING STAR Dom - That one was big! Triet - Well that one was over there so I don't care........ That 'big one' can go home SIMULTANEOUSLY Dom - It's bigger than you Geoff - It is home LATER Triet - Don't break anything Geoff - I'm really worried about the glass sunroof you have Triet - Yeah... Dom - Oh shit! Triet - Yeah stop sitting your bony ass on it Dominick Dom - I'm not even on it